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	<title>Patkoelling.com</title>
	<link>http://patkoelling.com</link>
	<description>Patkoelling.com</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>LOWE'S</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/LOWE-S</link>

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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2013 22:40:59 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Never Stop Improving]]></category>

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		<description>Simple Steps To Spring
Using an innovative stop motion style, combined with light-hearted music, we’ve added some staccato to Spring and set the stage for the “Simple Steps To Spring” campaign. The six 15 second spots feature simple steps to help customers get a jump on their spring projects and will run in different markets as spring weather arrives. 

 GARDENING 2 For 5 Perennials YOWA9064 from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo.
 OPE Husqvarna YOWA9062 from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo.
 DECK from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo.
 LAWN YOWA9048H APPROVAL PROOF 0219131 from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo.
 GRILL COMP v01 022213 from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo.
 APPLIANCE COMP v01 022213 from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo
Credits:
Director: Seth Epstein
ECD: Wil Boudreau
CD: Dominick  Baccollo
Art Director: Klane Harding
Copywriter: Pat Koelling

Nieghborhood
Peter Berg teamed up with Lowe’s to create the Spring Brand Spot “Neighborhood.” It’s the inspiring story of what happens when the new family on the block’s desire to improve spreads to the entire neighborhood. The 60 and 30 second spots begin airing on 3/10 with two versions of a 15 second spot airing online.

 Neighborhood from Patrick Koelling on Vimeo.
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Credits:
Director: Peter Berg
DP: John Schwartzman
ECD: Wil Boudreau
Art Director: Klane Harding
Copywriter: Pat Koelling

Weather Triggered Banners
The :15 spots will run online in conjunction with weather triggered banners we created that sniff your local weather and deliver a home improvement message depending on the forecast.  If it's above 55 degrees you will get an outdoor related message and offer. If it's below 55 degrees you will get an indoor related message and offer.  Read about the spring campaign in the New York Times here. 

&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267920/Screen Shot 2013-03-15 at 9.45.02 AM.png" width="670" height="582" width_o="764" height_o="664" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267920/Screen Shot 2013-03-15 at 9.45.02 AM_o.png" data-mid="27888849"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;

MyLowe's
MyLowe's is a revolutionary new idea in home improvement. It tracks and stores all your purchases so you don't have to remember specific details about products that need replacing.  Lowe's needed a quick concise way to teach people about MyLowe's and who better than Internet's very own Grace Helbig. Check out the result. 







MyLowe's Fantasy Football Smart Ads
These smart ads sniff your fantasy football stats then serve up a tip depending on how your season is going.  MyLowe's does the same thing by keeping track of your purchases and tipping you off when it's time to update or change something around the house.  It was featured as ad of the week on the Yahoo advertising blog. See the article here.
See the ad in action here.

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		<excerpt>Simple Steps To Spring Using an innovative stop motion style, combined with light-hearted music, we’ve added some staccato to Spring and set the stage for the...</excerpt>

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		<title>Minute Maid</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Minute-Maid</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Minute-Maid</comments>

		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:38:53 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Global Brand Tagline]]></category>

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		<description>One of our biggest achievements at Ogilvy was developing the big-idea for Minute Maid's long awaited global campaign. My tagline is the new line in the upcoming global campaign. Under the direction of John LaMaachia and Simon Foster, we sold through the following work. Enjoy!






Made with nature print.
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These out-of-home ads are made with nature and are an example of  all made with nature messaging. Using nature activated ink the first billboard is activated in the rain. The second billboard is activated in the sun. The third billboard is lit up by the power generated from the wind. 




Credits//
Creative Directors // 
John LaMaachia &#38; Simon Foster
Della Matthew &#38; Tristan Kinclaid

Copywriters //
Patrick Koelling
Pitchaya Sudbanthad

Art Directors //
Nathan Wigglesworth
Christine Lee</description>
		
		<excerpt>One of our biggest achievements at Ogilvy was developing the big-idea for Minute Maid's long awaited global campaign. My tagline is the new line in the upcoming...</excerpt>

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		<title>Smart Water</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Smart-Water</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Smart-Water</comments>

		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:37:55 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Liquid Genius]]></category>

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		<description>The Smartwater iPad app. We created this concept for the general "Smart because it's made that way" campaign. Simply rub the rim of the glasses to make a sound  then record your very own symphony of Smartwater sound.

&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267718/ipad_sw_1.jpg" width="670" height="523" width_o="670" height_o="523" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267718/ipad_sw_1_o.jpg" data-mid="11944339"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267718/ipad_sw_2.jpg" width="670" height="523" width_o="670" height_o="523" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267718/ipad_sw_2_o.jpg" data-mid="11944341"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;

This was a one-off print ad we worked on for the general "Smart because it's made that way" campaign.  The "Liquid Genius" line is used for current Smartwater in-store communications. 

&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267718/0727_sw_print_3.jpeg" width="670" height="865" width_o="670" height_o="865" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/2267718/0727_sw_print_3_o.jpeg" data-mid="11393242"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;

We were assigned the task of creating a contest on facebook targeted at men. We created a search for the ultimate renaissance man. We used Jeremy Piven as a spokesperson and the winner will be featured on a two page spread in GQ magazine. Let the search for the smartest man alive begin.




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The winner of the smartest man alive competition was featured in GQ.

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		<excerpt>The Smartwater iPad app. We created this concept for the general "Smart because it's made that way" campaign. Simply rub the rim of the glasses to make a sound ...</excerpt>

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		<title>Pat Koelling</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Pat-Koelling</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Pat-Koelling</comments>

		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:06:54 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Storyteller Extraordinaire ]]></category>

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		<description>About: I am a motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed cryptozoologist, with a slight addiction to the smell of new rubber/plastic items. Oh yeah and I'm a copywriter.
&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493346/IMG_2731.jpeg" width="670" height="446" width_o="670" height_o="446" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493346/IMG_2731_o.jpeg" data-mid="11368387"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;
Did I mention I'm almost famous? Here I am on the Jimmy Fallon Show.


Me breaking it down on the Wendy Williams show.
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Did I mention I'm also a digital artist? I specialize in mixing military people with animals and something from the '80s. Here's a Costco sized sample of my artwork from the Colonial Exhibition. Look but don't touch.

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Okay so you've made it this far down on the page, this means you're still interested! So here is my boring advertising cred. Enjoy!

Awards

{Me and Nathan Wigglesworth @ D&#38;AD Student Awards 2010}
&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493346/Nate and Pat.jpg" width="500" height="334" width_o="500" height_o="334" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493346/Nate and Pat_o.jpg" data-mid="3481703"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;

D&#38;AD Student First Place Pencil 
D&#38;AD Student of the Year Short List
ADDY Nationals Television Student Gold ADDY®	
ADDY Nationals Mixed Media Campaign Student Silver ADDY®	
ADDY Districts Mixed Media Campaign	Student Silver ADDY®	
ADDY Districts Television Student Gold ADDY®	
AAF Utah Mixed Media Campaign	Student Gold ADDY®	
AAF Best of Show 2010 
AAF Utah Television Student Gold ADDY®
Emmy Blue Ribbon 

RESUME
Ad Experience

 BBDO NYC, January 2012-Present, Copywriter

 Ogivly NYC, June 2010-January 2012, Copywriter

Lowe NYC, Summer 2009 Copywriter, Intern Clients: Wisk, Perdue, Milk, Snuggie.

Y&#38;R NYC, Spring 2009 Copywriter, Intern Clients: Cell South, V8, Dell

BYU Ad Lab Agency, 2008-2009 Copywriter, Clients: Nike, L'Oreal, Burger King, Tap Project, FoxWalden. Joint Projects: CP+B, Volkswagen

Education
Brigham Young University – BA in Communications: Advertising


Contact Me
Twitter  @whosyourpatty
or 
Patrick.Koelling@gmail.com

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		<excerpt>About: I am a motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed cryptozoologist, with a slight addiction to the smell of new rubber/plastic items. Oh yeah and I'm a...</excerpt>

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		<title>Writing</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Writing</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Writing</comments>

		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:47:38 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Now Read This]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">493338</guid>

		<description>These are some creative writing questions I have...


What are the most important and least important letters of the alphabet? Defend your choices. 
Clearly, the most important letters of the alphabet are those that highlight the skill and bravery of our country's highly decorated skywriting pilots.

It's well known throughout skywriting guilds that only the best and bravest skywriters use the wicked "Double Back Letters." These are letters that can only be completed by turning the aircraft around for the finishing strike through. In skywriting, these letters divide the weak from the strong, the brave from the cowardly.

The dreaded "H" is perhaps the deadliest "Double Back Letter," of them all. Year to date, three pilots have died trying to cross the "H" on messages like, "Happy Birthday" or "Have a Nice Day."

Therefore, it is no surprise the least important letters in the alphabet are those that do not cause the pilot to turn back around to complete the letter. No one has ever died writing, "LOL."

Of all the clothes I own, my most beloved piece is...
...my "Wolves Howling at the Moon" T-shirt. It is by far my most beloved piece of clothing, for on those days I wear that shirt, my masculinity is somehow increased. I feel as if the majestic powers on the shirt, both depicted and actual, fuse with my soul during use.

Tell us your life story. Use six words.
"Has anyone told you you're weird?"

Which is your favorite finger and why?
My favorite finger is my right pointer finger because once I accidentally ripped some of it off.
Afterwords, at the hospital, a doctor replaced the missing portion with skin from my knuckle. However, no one has told my knuckle skin that it is now finger skin and that it doesn't need to keep growing knuckle hair. 

Pros:
My hairy finger comes in handy when I need a toothbrush, especially while camping.
I can grip walls like Spiderman. But can not climb them.
I could commit one finger crimes because I don't have a finger print on that finger.

Cons:
It frightens little children. 
iPads don't work with it. 

What is the longest period of time you've gone without sleep, and what was the reason?
Once I volunteered at a Red Cross shelter during a hurricane. I was assigned to guard the doors to the gym to ensure that old people did not escape and get blown away into the storm. I went two nights without sleep. I can happily report that the hurricane came and went and no old people were lost or hurt on my watch.


Use the space below to write a one-sentence sad story.
Jurassic Park was just a movie.

What insect do you like the best? Why?
The insects I like the best are lightning bugs because they defy all science and reason. Every other insect has evolved to camouflage itself from predators. This is not the case with the lightning bug, its a bug that actually glows in the dark. It's basically saying, "Hey I'm over here natural predators and scientists, why don't you kill me and/or experiment on me?" 

What gets your vote for the most egregious grammatical mistake in a popular song lyric?
I vote for "Baby Got Back." Obviously, it should be corrected to,"This voluptuous female has a backside larger than most other women."

Of the last century, which is your favorite decade? Explain
Of the last century, my favorite decade was the 1940s. I know what you're thinking, "Who would like the 1940s--that's the decade a world war took place?" Sure, if you focus on death then perhaps the 1940s might not rank very high on your list. However, I choose to focus on life, and in 1945 life conquered over death.
On a small farm in Fruta Colorado a farmer was decapitating some chickens in the yard before lunch. Sometime later he noticed one of the decapitated chickens was still running around the yard like a chicken with its head cut off.
The next morning the chicken had survived the night without its head. The chicken would later become known as "Miracle Mike, the Headless Chicken." Mike lived for 18 months until a seed got caught in his feed hole and died.
To my knowledge this has not happened in another decade since, and until it does, the 1940s will always hold a special place in my heart.

Write a Limerick about any superhero
John Wayne made his name in Maine,
Although that was not his terrain.
He enjoyed lobsters,
Unfortunately with mobsters.
John Wayne made his grave in Maine.

If you owned a thoroughbred racehorse, what would you name it?
Like Such As In South Africa And The Iraq, Everywhere Like Such As

What is your favorite time on a clock 
Undoubtedly, my favorite time on a clock is from my childhood. As a boy I use to play "Hot Lava" at my grandma's house, and my best jump was from the counter onto her grandfather clock.

What is your favorite dessert?
Fried Ice cream because it defies all the laws of nature.

Answer the following question: You might not be a redneck if..
...the mural on your motor home is painted by a professional.

In the space below, write instructions for tying a shoelace. 
Step One:
Grab your shoes.

Step Two:
Sit in a chair near a computer.

Step Three:
Type this into your address bar:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=how_to_tie_your_shoe.
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		<excerpt>These are some creative writing questions I have...   What are the most important and least important letters of the alphabet? Defend your choices.  Clearly, the...</excerpt>

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		<title>Hodgepodge</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Hodgepodge</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Hodgepodge</comments>

		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:08:05 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bits and Pieces]]></category>

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		<description>This guinea pig is full of the bits and pieces that couldn't find a home somewhere else in the ol' book. Enjoy this hodgepodge of awesomeness. 

San Pellegrino
Taste a Splash of Italy. We introduced this idea to San Pellegrino as the best way to release their new flavor: Blood Orange. 



MOTOROLA 
We put this idea on the table when we found out that Motorola was introducing the DROID PRO and wanted to attack BlackBerry head on. 



IKEA
What better way to get people into Ikea then turning it into a haunted house? This idea was something we came up sans brief.

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Copywriting // Patrick Koelling
Art Direction // Nathan Wigglesworth


ALTOIDS. 
This was a school project that went terribly awesome. AAF Televison Student Silver ADDY® 
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		<excerpt>This guinea pig is full of the bits and pieces that couldn't find a home somewhere else in the ol' book. Enjoy this hodgepodge of awesomeness.   San Pellegrino...</excerpt>

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		<title>Million Trees </title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Million-Trees</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Million-Trees</comments>

		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:13:12 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Get that city some Rogaine]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">493046</guid>

		<description></description>
		
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		<title>Cellular South Netbook </title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Cellular-South-Netbook</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Cellular-South-Netbook</comments>

		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:51:42 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Let the revolution begin.]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">493028</guid>

		<description>brief:
create a digital campaign for dell mini netbooks that makes "wi-fi" look old-school.

insight:
your web-experience doesn't have to end at the coffee shop door.

big idea:
put wi-fi in a museum.

AAF  Mixed Media Campaign Student Silver ADDY®



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		<excerpt>brief: create a digital campaign for dell mini netbooks that makes "wi-fi" look old-school.  insight: your web-experience doesn't have to end at the coffee shop...</excerpt>

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		<title>Doritos Guardian</title>
				
		<link>http://patkoelling.com/Doritos-Guardian</link>

		<comments>http://patkoelling.com/following/patkoelling.com/Doritos-Guardian</comments>

		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:49:40 +0000</pubDate>

		<dc:creator>Patkoelling.com</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[ D&#38;AD first place]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">493020</guid>

		<description>D&#38;AD Student First Place Pencil 
D&#38;AD Student of the Year Short List
ADDY Nationals Television Student Gold ADDY®			
ADDY Nationals Mixed Media Campaign Student Silver ADDY®		
Emmy Awards Blue Ribbon 


&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/DoritosPrint-1.jpg" width="600" height="776" width_o="600" height_o="776" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/DoritosPrint-1_o.jpg" data-mid="2234857"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/DoritosPrint-2.jpg" width="600" height="776" width_o="600" height_o="776" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/DoritosPrint-2_o.jpg" data-mid="2234858"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/DoritosPrint-3.jpg" width="600" height="776" width_o="600" height_o="776" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/DoritosPrint-3_o.jpg" data-mid="2234860"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/screensaver1.jpg" width="670" height="479" width_o="700" height_o="501" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/screensaver1_o.jpg" data-mid="2234862"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/screensaver2.jpg" width="670" height="479" width_o="700" height_o="501" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/screensaver2_o.jpg" data-mid="2234863"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;&#60;img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/chipclip.jpg" width="600" height="900" width_o="600" height_o="900" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/1/32653/493020/chipclip_o.jpg" data-mid="2234865"  border="0" align="left"/&#62;</description>
		
		<excerpt>D&#38;AD Student First Place Pencil  D&#38;AD Student of the Year Short List ADDY Nationals Television Student Gold ADDY®			 ADDY Nationals Mixed Media Campaign Student...</excerpt>

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